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Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:45 am**

What are the best derogatory ones?

Richmond - Ninthmond, Tiggers, Toothless Tigers
West Coast - Wet Toast, Wiggles/Weagles
Hawthorn - Whorethorn, Dorks
Melbourne - Dreamons, Downhill Skiers, Silvertails, Toffs, Jolly Good Show #11
GWS - The Great Unwashed
Sydney - Swanettes, South Melbourne, Choke-a-COLA
Geelong - Pussies, Handbags, One Man Band (from the Ablett Sr. days)
North Melbourne - Norf? Joeys?
Port Adelaide - Single Mums? I dunno I got nothing
Essendon - Bummers, Essendope/Essendumb, Dopers, Drug Cheats
Adelaide - Crowgans
Western Melbourne - Footscray, Mutts
St. Kilda - The 'aints, St. Vomit, Sinners, WSOTR, Dream Team, Wooden Spoon Collectors, Worst. Team. Ever
Brisbane - Bears, Cowardly Lions
Fremantle - Dickers, Purple Daze
Gold Coast - Cold Goats, Suns of Anarchy
Carlton - Carlscum, The Scum, M&Ms, Spooners

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:33 am**

Carlton = Filth

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:12 am**

I refer to GWS as The Midwich Cuckoos.

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:24 am**

There's Bitchmond, Cold Toast, piss & pooh (hawks), Brions, Shockers, pauperoos,.. off the top of my head

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:26 am**

West Coast's new nickname should be "Boo Coast".

Another one for them is "West Coke".

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:38 pm**

Adelaide: The Cows [after a 90's TVC]

Footscray: Welfare

Freo: Anchor Wankers

Geelong: Geebung

GWS: Greatest Waste of Space

Port Adelaide: The Wheelie Bins

St.Kilda: St.Rapist

WCE: Weasels

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:08 pm**

Richmond : Punt Road Tenny Boppers

Hawks: the leaf blowers

geelong: the by passers

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:42 pm**

Gerard Healy has a cracker that he'd like to add to your list:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gktl4f_hejE

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:51 pm**

Pie as a Kite wrote:Gerard Healy has a cracker that he'd like to add to your list:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gktl4f_hejE

gerbil wouldn't have to go far to recognise one. Sees one in the mirror every day and his Mum and Dad were the same.

Posted: **Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:48 pm**

GWS - dwarfs. (No disrespect meant to people of small height)

Posted: **Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:48 pm**

Rance-id.

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