armchair view of the pies loss to the demons

[Ed from WA]

Its not a holiday in WA,we had one last week when you didnt.
So i had a dilemma do i go to work or not?

Its not even on radio in WA,so dilemma over,i have a holiday too.

i ring the boss after a quick verse of ""God save the queen because no one will save the gov general ""and tell him im so patroitic to the monarchy i just cant bear to work on her 80th.
hehe
also my backs buggered,thats what i really told him.

now i can go back to being a republican,&%%& queenlizzie.

all my mates are at work so i sets meself up out the back in the bright warm sunshine of a beaut day in WA,barbies lit and esky full ,tvs in the shade. what more could a bloke want?

lets go to the footy

on the bench is Rowe,thomas,Iaccobuci and pendlebury
geez im a little less confident already.

Neitz wins the toss and points towards the side street next to my house.
Bucks starts at FF
Obree gets a free at the first bounce,kicks to a pack,leon roves and goals!! finger goes up and 30 secs in we have a major.
It becomes obvious early that our skills are off the boil,maybe its the close checking melb are applying?

they goal after we get thwarted about 5 times in attack.

we muck about midfield until we turn it over and they goal again.

Bucks leads,good pass,bucks drops it. play on.
Didak who has already been in it a lot passes to burns at 40 and hits him on the tit....pt
wasteful pies at it again.
Great tackle by the young tank engine,the ball spills and taz does a daicos special goal.

umps are on our side but we are too wasteful to make use of it.

Robertson gets his first kick on clement and goals, Lonie and Josh both kick points from gettable shots.

neitz is outpointing presti early,heath shaw has the fumbles,its not looking good.

Obree is pinged for a shepherd as shaw was running to goal,then he missed a set shot himself and not long later he hit taz on the tit with a pass and taz missed too.

to top off the qtr heath shaw is run down by davey and he goaled after the siren.

4.2 to 2.5 not far behind but could be in front easily although playing poorly.

Bucks sits out the start of the second term and before i could take the top off the next stubby neitz had goaled again.
then in the next play he flattened wakes and put him out of the game.( legal tackle)wakes has a habit of getting whacked legally.

Pendles has a shot that goes OOF Didak makes amends with a goal from a josh pass,he kissed his hand and did a damien oliver style salute to the sky,has he lost someone close lately?


taz drops a mark on the lead and a minute later slips over as didak passed to him..grrrrrr,its starting to look uglier than barb in a bikini.

of course the demons cleared and goaled ,no trouble at all.

then we do an uber flood so yze goals from 60,its not working for us.

Tc has a shot that goes OOF,i decide its time to put the bacon and snags on the bbq,the game is shite but at least it will smell nice.

smelled good to next doors bloody dog too,he popped in to have a sniff,that gave him one sniff up on ANT who had none so far.
I think of what a dog burger would taste like? but decide to just kick him in the nuts and send him back to his mongrel owner.

TC gets a free,pendles plays on and goals....no goal..no advantage so TC took the kick and missed..its not our day.
Tarks has a shot that goes OOF but he gets a uber soft free and goals.

Pendles gets an even softer 50 after marking,passes to ANT and he drops the mark,but at least hes now touched it once.
Leon leads and drops the mark..gotta say im bloody glad ive got a esky full,starting to wish id gone to work.

Clement then makes me feel worse by kicking straight to davey and they goal again

josh does some hard stuff and sets didak up for the last goal of the half.

10.3 to 5.7


We obviously need some tinkering to the set up
i suggest perhaps MM should get the entire fwd set up together and give them all 5 whacks on the arse to liven them up.

didnt happen

dees kick 2 points and a goal before our blokes realised we were playing again.

LEON!!!!!! takes a specky and goals!
Will that spark some life into us?
dees have a shot for goal 5.2 seconds later that is touched on the line,Then even Taz got a free and josh goaled from his pass.

Then does a very foolish thing and waves bye bye to white as he is dragged for letting josh take the mark.
disrespect can be damaging to the disrespecter and so it was.

we cannot win a flag with only one ruck...josh needs to pull his head in and just work hard all day.

Morrison is not helping much as he turns it over evrery time he gets hold of it

Yze goals and we go 7 goals down....make that 8

Daks has been good and passes to pendles who goals,but 9.3 seconds later does a right foot soccer goal without even looking.then with a minute to go goals again.

you cant win em all,and we aint going to win this one.

we are getting slaughtered and the umps are on our side for a change.we aint wet toast.

Burns marks and goals on the siren.

109 v 62

Ive gone up to bundy now,give the beer a miss,cant stand this effort just on beer,but at least i know im a good cook,the food was nice.

I get the feeling even MM has given up..bucks starts at full back

they goal immediately

tank engine kicks a couple of goals in the final term

rocca finally got kick and goaled,about the only way he looked like getting one was from the umps
doubt if hell even need a shower tonight.

Its just been a flogging,its over,and thank the good queen for that.

leon and taz both goaled in junk time but they did too

we have fallen over 3 times to sides in the 8 and our next 4 games are against sides either in the 8 or close
it will be a season defining month for us.

anyway its only 2.40 in the arvo here and im well on the way
a few mates will drop around later for a bbq dinner and to rub my nose in it.

hope the 12 days off gives the coaching panel time to come up with a plan B

votes
2.5 Lika
2.5 didak
1 clement...at least he beat his man

negatives
joshes bloody wave goodbye..totally unnecessary and counter productive