Who's a newcastle fan?

[couragous cloke]

hey, any1 hear who's a newcastle faN??? if so could u please tell me where the Hell Lua Lua is? and what the hell is going on with our team for gods sake!

[Sultan of spin]

Lua Lua is a young striker from the Democratic Republic of Congo. Newcastle's form has certainly been ordinarly so far but Bellamy is back now & he is a very important player. It is hard to tell just what problems Newcastle have behind closed doors when we are so far away but I think if they start winning everything else will sort itself out.

By the way this topic should probably be in the Premier League section of Nick's Board