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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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She's just put him on the most wanted list on Tinder. :lol:
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Am I going crazy or did the headline disappear?
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^ Yes. It wasn't there when I looked at it this thread earlier today. But now I can see it.
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No, you’re both crazy
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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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Barry Hall!

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Newspaper mistakes from the 90s

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Ricky Gervais tweets his alternatives to Chris Rock's Oscar's lines:
I'm proud to announce that this is the most diverse and progressive Oscars ever. Looking out I see people from all walks of life. Every demographic under the sun. Except poor people, obviously. **** them.
https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status ... 9039916033
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Ricky Gervais must be wondering how he never got slapped for his jokes? :lol:
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^

He skewered so many people in a rolling evisceration that no one wanted to be the first one to look like a sook, so they all just took it.

If one had of got up and tried to take a swing, you can guarantee that others would have been ready to queue up, but Gervais would have spent the next 10 minutes utterly slaughtering the person who took the swing.

Chris Rock could have done that but was likely too shocked by what happened and wisely chose the classy path.
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They should get The Rock to host it next year.

Out: Rock
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Well I’ll second that! For one he’s not an arsehole

And he’s gorgeous
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The Binge streaming service is advertising "Will Smith & Chris Rock" films as a category.
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