2nd Preliminary Final - Collingwood vs Footscray

Post by **stui magpie** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:06 pm

Witts is looking a tad disinterested today, he's only breaking out of a walk when the ball is right in his area.

In other news, these stubbys of Crown Royal and Dry seem to be faulty. Within a few minutes of taking the top off, they're empty.

Post by **stui magpie** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:07 pm

ANNODAM wrote:Those of you who were going for the Coode Islanders last night, suffer in your jocks!

That's what you get, your beloved flogs are carving us up...

Settle Gretel,

I would have barracked for ISIS against Hawthorn last night.

MagpieBat · Post by **MagpieBat** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:08 pm

Hamilton out of the forward stoppage pack... misses...

15-36

MagpieBat · Post by **MagpieBat** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:09 pm

Fergsuon a hack kick toward goal on recieve... miss...

16-36

Ev5Magpies · Post by **Ev5Magpies** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:09 pm

2nd to the ball a lot today. Need to sharpen up before it's too late

ronrat · Post by **ronrat** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:10 pm

stui magpie wrote:Witts is looking a tad disinterested today, he's only breaking out of a walk when the ball is right in his area.

In other news, these stubbys of Crown Royal and Dry seem to be faulty. Within a few minutes of taking the top off, they're empty.

There will be old Port supporters going spare. It was VB and Carlton Draught only. The only time they drank Crownies was when there was an export shipment and a pallet or 2 were stolen by Crownies Liberation Army.

MagpieBat · Post by **MagpieBat** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:10 pm

Siren.

Quarter Time.

Collingwood 2.4.16
Footscray 5.6.36

GOALS - Oxley, Howe

Post by **stui magpie** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:10 pm

Indovino lovely pass to gault who marks, then phuks it up by not having a shot and instead passing to a dogs player in the opposite pocket.

FFS Corey, you want to be a key forward, ****.

Post by **Jezza** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:10 pm

Gault is a genuine list clogger.

Post by **stui magpie** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:12 pm

ronrat wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Witts is looking a tad disinterested today, he's only breaking out of a walk when the ball is right in his area.

In other news, these stubbys of Crown Royal and Dry seem to be faulty. Within a few minutes of taking the top off, they're empty.
There will be old Port supporters going spare. It was VB and Carlton Draught only. The only time they drank Crownies was when there was an export shipment and a pallet or 2 were stolen by Crownies Liberation Army.

LOL, nah mate,

a) I'm watching at home on TV. Couldn't be arsed going to Port Melbourne, been working in the yard all morning.

b) Crown Royal is a canadian premium whisky, upmarket Canadian Club. Smooth as a baby pissing on velvet.

Post by **Jezza** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:13 pm

I feel like the quarter time margin is flattering us.

MagpieBat · Post by **MagpieBat** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:13 pm

stui magpie wrote:In other news, these stubbys of Crown Royal and Dry seem to be faulty. Within a few minutes of taking the top off, they're empty.

Why, did you knock them over?

qldmagpie67 · Post by **qldmagpie67** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:14 pm

stui magpie wrote:Witts is looking a tad disinterested today, he's only breaking out of a walk when the ball is right in his area.

In other news, these stubbys of Crown Royal and Dry seem to be faulty. Within a few minutes of taking the top off, they're empty.

I thinks it's to do with global warming Stui I have the same issue with red wine during winter and beer during summer
If it's not global warming then it's obviously Buckley's fault like everything else including today's less than stellar start

MagpieBat · Post by **MagpieBat** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:14 pm

Jezza wrote:I feel like the quarter time margin is flattering us.

I concur.

How is this the same team that steam-rolled our the reigning premiers a fortnight ago...?

Monco Matt · Post by **Monco Matt** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:15 pm

Getting slaughtered, totally outclassed. I don't watch much VFL footy but we are not even in the same ballpark as the Dogs.

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2nd Preliminary Final - Collingwood vs Footscray