Jokes Jokes and More Jokes

[Culprit]

A couple on their first date. Man, "How do you feel about making love?". Woman, "I like it infrequently". Man, "I See, is that one word or two?".

Boss, “So you need some time off?” Me, “Yes my wife died last night”. Boss, “Sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathy. How much time do you need?” Me “I think about 10 years if I get good behavior”.

Light Travels faster than sound. That is why some people you meet appear bright until you hear them speak.

[stui magpie]

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Old but good, except the middle one which is past it's use by date.