What made me laugh today... Pt 2
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I often see how soft this generation is and boy oh boy, had a classic example of it last night.
Plane flies to site from Perth, it's a 55 minute flight. 100 seat plane and 40 were scheduled to fly out.
About 15 minutes before the pilot advised me that boarding would commence, 2 of the hosties started heading toward the terminal. I thought they must be going for a smoke or to use the dunny.
Next thing, the plane shuts down and pilots disembark.
The young hostie isn't feeling very well. She couldn't just suck it up and get through a 55 minute, that was only 40% full.
So, due to CASA protocols, the plane can't fly, they must have 3 hosties.
The 40 people had to wait for the airline to fly another plane up, with 1 fresh hostie on board to enable the crew to go home.
She didn't look to crook to me when she boarded her personal flight on the other plane to go home.
Weak.
Plane flies to site from Perth, it's a 55 minute flight. 100 seat plane and 40 were scheduled to fly out.
About 15 minutes before the pilot advised me that boarding would commence, 2 of the hosties started heading toward the terminal. I thought they must be going for a smoke or to use the dunny.
Next thing, the plane shuts down and pilots disembark.
The young hostie isn't feeling very well. She couldn't just suck it up and get through a 55 minute, that was only 40% full.
So, due to CASA protocols, the plane can't fly, they must have 3 hosties.
The 40 people had to wait for the airline to fly another plane up, with 1 fresh hostie on board to enable the crew to go home.
She didn't look to crook to me when she boarded her personal flight on the other plane to go home.
Weak.
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Made the grandson a double cheeseburger with chips (from a packet) on the side and a milo for dinner.
Mum looked at it and told him "that's huge, can you eat all that?"
He replies, "yep, when I go to McDonalds I always get a double cheeseburger, not a single one"
I piped in, "Is mine better than McDonalds?"
He replies "Of course, you're like Picasso just with food"
Mum says "What's Picasso?"
Mum looked at it and told him "that's huge, can you eat all that?"
He replies, "yep, when I go to McDonalds I always get a double cheeseburger, not a single one"
I piped in, "Is mine better than McDonalds?"
He replies "Of course, you're like Picasso just with food"
Mum says "What's Picasso?"
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Apologies to TP but England losing the soccer final against Spain in whatever competition it was, made me laugh.
All their supporters were so sure they were going to win. Then they didn't.
I have an old singlet I still wear in the garden, it has written on the front "I barrack for 2 teams. Australia and anyone who is playing England"
Suffer flogs.
All their supporters were so sure they were going to win. Then they didn't.
I have an old singlet I still wear in the garden, it has written on the front "I barrack for 2 teams. Australia and anyone who is playing England"
Suffer flogs.
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Re: What made me laugh today... Pt 2
Kelly working with some year 1's and helping them make Fathers Day cards.
As we all know, there are quite a lot of 'variables' these days. Incarceration being one of them....
Kel was helping one kid out, saying he could make it about an Uncle or his Grandad. The kid replies, "Yeah, it can't be my Dad, he's on holidays, for 6 years and won't be able to open it"
As we all know, there are quite a lot of 'variables' these days. Incarceration being one of them....
Kel was helping one kid out, saying he could make it about an Uncle or his Grandad. The kid replies, "Yeah, it can't be my Dad, he's on holidays, for 6 years and won't be able to open it"
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Re: What made me laugh today... Pt 2
That’s so sad
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Re: What made me laugh today... Pt 2
None of my grandkids do one for their Dads, they're not around... I get the Grandad ones.
Aria has made a plate with a picture she drew of us jumping off the deck into the pool.
Hayes has made a card with us kicking the footy into his Mums car.... we always get in trouble for that.
Aria has made a plate with a picture she drew of us jumping off the deck into the pool.
Hayes has made a card with us kicking the footy into his Mums car.... we always get in trouble for that.
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Hahaha, I just saw this. Hey, I live here! It's funny, I can't bring myself to support England in cricket or rugby, growing up hating them, but I do support the English football team now except against the Socceroos, which rarely happens anyway.stui magpie wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2024 8:17 pmApologies to TP but England losing the soccer final against Spain in whatever competition it was, made me laugh.
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Re: What made me laugh today... Pt 2
Watching the Blues v Port in Canada, Blues at HT celebrating a great first half only to fall apart in the second half. Sitting in Canada watching the Blues lose at Marvel, is priceless.
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Re: What made me laugh today... Pt 2
Kicking back in Toc with a beer, listening to Jim and Bill, rush hour hump day quiz.
One of the contestants is on a crowded bus on the way home from work so he's trying to speak real quiet into the phone. Then comes the music question. They play a few lines of a song and the contestant has to sing the next few lines. This poor bastard has to sing the chorus of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt, while seated on a crowded bus. .
Geezus I laughed. He's saying stuff like, "I'm getting some really strange looks here" and "the person sitting next to me is mortified".
One of the contestants is on a crowded bus on the way home from work so he's trying to speak real quiet into the phone. Then comes the music question. They play a few lines of a song and the contestant has to sing the next few lines. This poor bastard has to sing the chorus of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt, while seated on a crowded bus. .
Geezus I laughed. He's saying stuff like, "I'm getting some really strange looks here" and "the person sitting next to me is mortified".
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i always barrack for England in rugby and cricket over Oz! I detest the Aussie cricket team, dirty scummy arrogant cheats, and I love Johnny! Don’t car3 about soccer, can’t stand it!pietillidie wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 6:20 pmHahaha, I just saw this. Hey, I live here! It's funny, I can't bring myself to support England in cricket or rugby, growing up hating them, but I do support the English football team now except against the Socceroos, which rarely happens anyway.stui magpie wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2024 8:17 pmApologies to TP but England losing the soccer final against Spain in whatever competition it was, made me laugh.
Watching the Olympics, (picked the best time to get the worst flu ever and a new puppy!), I barrack all over the place. I’ve cried buckets! From all the amazing golden girls efforts to Simone Biles, to the discus thrower, to the st Lucia first medal ever, just seeing all those dreams come true, it’s incredible. Imagine being 14 and Tony Hawk gives you a shout out on social media! And now the back to back skate boarder! Love the high jumpers, such great attitudes, and who’s not crying over the pole vault. Sometimes the nationality doesn’t matter.
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