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Cricket

Come on Aussies where the bloody hell are ya!

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Even ifyou lose the war, small victories are nice!
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Credit where it's due, the Poms have us rattled.

The pace they play the game at must be mentally exhausting for the opposition, it's like playing 1 day cricket for 5 straight days.
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Kids next door are very athletic. Boy is a natural at all sports, girl (6 years old?) has little interest in sport but will join in infrequently usually involving 1 handed cartwheels.

Today I'm sitting out the front having a smoke, just done some weeding and watering and the boy is having a hit of cricket with another kid. Someone hits the ball and i see the girl jog after it. Oh, she's decided to field for a few seconds I think.

She jogs up to the ball, reached down with one hand, but instead of picking up the ball she does a one handed cartwheel on the ball, comes up with ball in hand and throws it back in one smooth movement. :shock: :lol: :lol:
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girls got moves!!
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This (pretty spot-on) parody of '90s European dance music: DJ Crazy Times ft. Ms. Biljana Electronica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-OgkNgxm3k
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Krispy Kreme under fire for its

Congrats
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slogans - replacing the o with donuts.

Talk about getting offended for the sake of getting offended. Fkn snowflakes.
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I miss these blokes ~

Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off

"What do you do to protect the environment?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm ... rkeAndDawe
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What'sinaname wrote:Krispy Kreme under fire for its

Congrats
Coongrats
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slogans - replacing the o with donuts.

Talk about getting offended for the sake of getting offended. Fkn snowflakes.
Very strange isn't it... words that don't even exist, with sprinkled donuts used as letters can be considered offensive. :?

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Kingsofclutch wrote:The Slap Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI
This was really funny. :lol:
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2023 AFL Simpsons Season Review (Credit: TYPEMedia)

This is very well done.


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These old The Day Today clips are pretty hilarious:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pnS07NS8110
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think positive wrote:Cricket
Yes, agree.
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^

yep. That England loss to Sri Lanka was funny. :lol: Defending 50 over world cup champions, near bottom of the table. :lol:
If there was a world championship for whinging, England would be a lock. Bairstow is still sooking. :lol:
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Even I laughed!
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