Brayden Maynard - Bruz

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Incendiary stuff!
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Brayden consuming a meal of Greek origin is highly offensive and is reflective of cultural appropriation. we must set an example and punish him for this behaviour. His action does not represent the values of the Collingwood football club
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Maynard refused to sign a kid’s footy and made them cry, 12 months suspension!
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Fortunately there has been plenty of time to clear the air before this weekends game.
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Dark Beanie wrote:Fortunately there has been plenty of time to clear the air before this weekends game.
Nice work!
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BazBoy wrote:Would farting in the presence of an Umpire result in a 50 metre penalty
There would be no problems if he was playing at Windy Hill
...as long as he did not break the sound barrier :)
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Lucky it was in training and not a fart of the brain variety kicking in board on the half back line that goes directly to the opposition and costs a goal
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Congrats to Bruzzy on reaching 150 games.

Playing him on Greene makes sense. He's done a good job nullifying him in the past.
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If our next captain was decided purely on the capacity to show courage and hunger for the contest week in week out then Maynard would beat all comers.

Our hardest player since Millane.
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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He’s awesome! Congrats, never stops trying
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Post by Ronnie McKeowns boots »

Heart and soul of the Club, Pants-like in his endeavor.

What a draft that was for the Pies!
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Well played mate, an im sure you will play in a soon to be Premiership side, that will make up for that highway robbery of 2018. Make no mistake, you are very vital cog in our backline, very vital.
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Good Luck Maynard
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Love Bruzz! Let’s get the win for him!
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Plays with a lot of heart and soul
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