Brayden Maynard - Bruz

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More breaking news Caro seen helping a
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Disgusting.Why can’t the players think of the children when they do something like this?
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Always let your wind go free”
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i would believe that one year suspension be the punishment backdated one year ago .
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sem wrote:i would believe that one year suspension be the punishment backdated one year ago .
...backended you mean. :wink:
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Remember where there’s smoke, there’s fire……….
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Sheer lunacy, Brayden!!
Did you consider your carbon footprint, and the possible anaphylactic shock on those around you!!? No you didn't.

I'm hearing he has to plant 1000 trees as part of his penance. Ghee whiz I hope so, this can not be tolerated. ;-)


Good thread this, keep'em coming.

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Would farting in the presence of an Umpire result in a 50 metre penalty
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Former PM Scott Morrison expressed his sympathy for Maynard in a semi incoherent response to a journalist in which he referred to "Never trust a fart" and "Engadine Maccas"
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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"Experts" have chimed in saying:

"It's clear he has abused his meat privilege, and therefore should be forced onto meat made from plants, play-doh, old car tyres, and plastic".

"The only way forward is to right-the-wrong, and writing that wrong starts with "expert" nutrition".

"Experts agree; eating a plant-based leg of lamb, chops made from play-doh, and tucking in to a meal with paper mache rissoles, can only benefit the consumer and the planet".

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Ginni rated the fact a 9 and was instantly slammed by Fat Robbo for being blatantly fartist
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BazBoy wrote:Would farting in the presence of an Umpire result in a 50 metre penalty
Well the anus is on the farter.
Oops, onus I mean.
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some are saying that it has left a stain on the ..........................club
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Get to the G on Sunday and make it a memorable one!
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Always rest easy with Bruz in defence. He is fearless, bold, never gives in, ruthless at the contest. Epitomises side by side on the field. Congratulations for your 150th. To mark this milestone, an opponent no less than Toby Green. If anyone can limit Green's impact, it will be Bruzza (with a little bit of help from Team Defence!). All the best Brayden for your 150th. I hope you play a blinder.
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