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5 from the wing on debut wrote:
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5 from the wing on debut wrote:It must be difficult for you, because your solution to the problem is to blame Morrison's diplomacy.
This is a basic clear thinking.


An explanation is not a solution (go figure). Scotty from Hillsong stuffed up diplomatically. He contributed to China's economic punishment of Australia

Again this is not difficult.
Great, you agree that your explanation is not a solution.
I knew that you would come around in the end.
It wasn't that difficult, was it?
Really? Goodness me. If that’s what makes you float ur boat. :roll:
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Having finished the thankless work of counting all three RAN tugboats in the channel, Captain Practical steeled himself for a daring imaginary landing on an artificial beach in the South China Sea, booting over the sand castles of dirty communist children at play with a cutting "take that, maths freak!"

Bounding across an atoll of recycled sneaker soles at the tweeted behest of General Hillsong, he imaginarily invested his every Cialis-fuelled joule on disrupting north-south supply lines of jasmine pearls in defence of the New Anglo-American Century of White Tea.

"First, they dug our gold for a mere pittance with few rights to speak of, and I let them steal our dirty and dangerous jobs in silence. Then, they set up shop in our towns with their sweet and sour pork and lemon chicken, and I said nothing as my mouth was full. As they funded our crumbling tertiary edumakation system and lifted our national numeracy scores, still I said nuffing. Then, taking our dirty brown coal at inflated prices, yet I stood by fervently supporting climate deniers as my pension fund grew. But now, as the Great Yellow Peril Under the Red Bed contemptuously recycles our national emblem of pride, the rubber thong, trampling it under foot as little more than non-slip orthopaedic exercise path surfacing, I can bear it no more."

"Let us fight on the artificial beaches with the great people of Hillsong, the loyal disciples of decorated doer of indignant outraged effete, Alan Jones, and the Anti-Vaxxing BitQoinAnon Templars of the Trump Towers, to stop the recipes of our great Aussie beer, that no one else with working tastebuds worldwide dares drink, from falling into CCCCP hands, by erecting an entirely impenetrable and repelling Great VB Firewall. Thus, may we ensure those Weiboing maligners of white tea and merciless Momoing mockers of Tony Abbott's ears never insult us again by getting their hands on our true source of greatness."
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Shouldn't that post be in the "LSD experiment results" topic?
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^
no, ....its more like the "throwing a tantrum and beating ones fist on the floor while eating the carpet" topic.
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PTID's entirely correct, of course. And very funny.
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pietillidie wrote:Having finished the thankless work of counting all three RAN tugboats in the channel, Captain Practical steeled himself for a daring imaginary landing on an artificial beach in the South China Sea, booting over the sand castles of dirty communist children at play with a cutting "take that, maths freak!"

Bounding across an atoll of recycled sneaker soles at the tweeted behest of General Hillsong, he imaginarily invested his every Cialis-fuelled joule on disrupting north-south supply lines of jasmine pearls in defence of the New Anglo-American Century of White Tea.

"First, they dug our gold for a mere pittance with few rights to speak of, and I let them steal our dirty and dangerous jobs in silence. Then, they set up shop in our towns with their sweet and sour pork and lemon chicken, and I said nothing as my mouth was full. As they funded our crumbling tertiary edumakation system and lifted our national numeracy scores, still I said nuffing. Then, taking our dirty brown coal at inflated prices, yet I stood by fervently supporting climate deniers as my pension fund grew. But now, as the Great Yellow Peril Under the Red Bed contemptuously recycles our national emblem of pride, the rubber thong, trampling it under foot as little more than non-slip orthopaedic exercise path surfacing, I can bear it no more."

"Let us fight on the artificial beaches with the great people of Hillsong, the loyal disciples of decorated doer of indignant outraged effete, Alan Jones, and the Anti-Vaxxing BitQoinAnon Templars of the Trump Towers, to stop the recipes of our great Aussie beer, that no one else with working tastebuds worldwide dares drink, from falling into CCCCP hands, by erecting an entirely impenetrable and repelling Great VB Firewall. Thus, may we ensure those Weiboing maligners of white tea and merciless Momoing mockers of Tony Abbott's ears never insult us again by getting their hands on our true source of greatness."
Very funny
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First they censored Fawlty Towers in the UK, now in Australia!!!!!
I am on the phone to The Daily Mail right now!
Front page story.
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Try The People's Daily, 5. ;)
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Pies4shaw wrote:PTID's entirely correct, of course. And very funny.
In your view.

In reality...................No on both counts.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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“Bloody hell, didn’t see that one coming, says (Scotty from Hillsong) after China cuts off diplomatic ties with Australia ......”


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Indeed there’s a lot of post Trump repair going on with respect to Chiynah. Biden’s working some stuff out with the EU currently after Trump abrogated his responsibilities.
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Are you serious? Biden's not working out anything. He can't remember where he left his pants. He even has trouble recognising family members. There may be discussions going on between the USA and the EU, but it's got nothing to do with Biden.
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