"We're the team, that never lets you down....!"

warburton lad · Post by **warburton lad** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:15 pm

I'd just like to thank All responsible at Carlton for bringing home the bacon for the fourth time in 13 years.

Mick, John Barker, Mark Murphy and all the senior players have made me happy beyond words.

My week at work will be immeasurably better now they have secured their fourth 'spoon' of this century; clear leaders in this area for the competition...

Da da da da da....

Pebbles Rocks · Post by **Pebbles Rocks** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:26 pm

Carlton: the most unsuccessful side this century. Its got a nice ring to it

Dangles · Post by **Dangles** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:35 pm

It could actually get worse. They could finish on the bottom next year with even less wins. Just wanted to put that out there.

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:41 pm

I was heartbroken when the news broke. Very, very sad I was to learn that St Vomit had missed out on the wooden spoon they so richly deserve. I nearly cried. But then I heard this news.

But I feel better now.

warburton lad · Post by **warburton lad** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:50 pm

My thoughts go out to Andrew Maher, Sam Lane and Tim Lane with special mention to John Elliott who once described Footscray as , "... A tragic football club...!"

Karma is a bitch, Jack.

On the March · Post by **On the March** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:20 pm

Where is the like button

neil · Post by **neil** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:12 am

This is such wonderful news
Sorry Tannin about your tears over St Vomit but sometimes things just workout even better

BazBoy · Post by **BazBoy** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:38 am

At time,s this season I have felt some despair ,some frustration on how the
Pies are traveling.
Then I cast my eye to the competition,s Scum and rejoice and remember that
scumbag Harris ridiculing us after the 1979 Granf Final loss.
Well you lot of rubbish way down there it,s came back to bite you on the #^*

ANNODAM · Post by **ANNODAM** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:21 am

May their misery last an eternity!

Post by **Jezza** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:22 pm

Tannin wrote:I was heartbroken when the news broke. Very, very sad I was to learn that St Vomit had missed out on the wooden spoon they so richly deserve. I nearly cried. But then I heard this news.

But I feel better now.

You've got 27 reasons to laugh at St.Kilda Tannin! However, nothing beats a wooden spoon finish for Carlton apart from a Collingwood premiership obviously!

Geek · Post by **Geek** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:01 pm

Rut da da da daaa, c'mon sing it with me kids

We are the Navy Blues
We're gonna win thaaa wooden spoon
We're the team that should be wearing brown
Stankest pile of shit in town

We are lamentable
We make ya throw up
Can't get our ends up
And our presidents are f***ing crim'nals
Where's my bloody 35 bucks?

Ok so the last line doesn't scan but it's fun to sing anyway.

piedys · Post by **piedys** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:41 pm

Geek wrote:Rut da da da daaa, c'mon sing it with me kids

We are the Navy Blues
We're gonna win thaaa wooden spoon
We're the team that should be wearing brown
Stankest pile of shit in town

We are lamentable
We make ya throw up
Can't get our ends up
And our presidents are f***ing crim'nals
Where's my bloody 35 bucks?

Ok so the last line doesn't scan but it's fun to sing anyway.

Encore! Encore!

qldmagpie67 · Post by **qldmagpie67** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:59 am

If this doesn't secure MM a knighthood then nothing will. All this time I thought he old bugger had lost the plot but then pow out of nowhere he delivers us the next best thing to a premiership a spoon to tthe scum.
Bolton I hope they are paying you a shite load because you will need it mate.
Let's hope they continue to use there wisdom on first round picks

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