My RAW Rant......**CONTAINS SS SPOILER**

AGE · Post by **AGE** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:58 pm

Seriously! WTF was that 2 night? All I can say is thank god for the Comedy Channel!

Y2J Highlight Reel
Saw that spear aimed at Nash from a mile away. Nash still can't take a spear front-on. Idiot cops it in the ribs, instead of the gut.

Test-Steiner
Saw that screwjob ending coming a mile away. Exact same finish they used in the Val Venis/Goldust match here in Melb a few weeks ago. this time Test playing Venis and Steiner playing GD

Trish-Molly
Best bit - Gail Kim wearing white this week. Her costumes are getting smaller by the minute.

Eric-Linda
Seriously! Come on! She is as wooden on camera as a (insert word here)

S.H.I.T(Super Hero In Training - since when is superhero spelled with 2 words???)
Get that S.H.I.T off my screen.

Nash-Y2J
Nash is pathetic. Give up son. Was he trying to be Big Wampa Kevin Nash tonight? He looked like the wampa from Empire Strikes Back! That is the worst dye job, that even makes Rhyce Shaws respectable!

Goldberg-Orton
Decent match from GB. I can see him winning the title on Sunday/Monday. Just get it off Big Nose. The thing that sh!ts me is that he hasn't wrestled in 4-5 weeks coz of a groin injury, but if he wins the EC, he'll be back on our freakin screens wrestling again. Oooooh the Magic Groin has magically come good again!!!!!

RVD/KANE bit
now you know what woulda been cool?
We all know Kane is gonna beat RVD at SS. So RVD could've got some of his back tonight, when Kane had RVD tied up, and Kane's matches kept burning out (wtf was going on there?), when Kane had his backed turned RVD should jumped up and put Kane in a headscissors and choked Kane out. (A la Mel Gibson in LW1, when he was being tortured), now that would have been cool, with Kane choked out on the floor and RVD trying to free himself or yelling for help

The Let's Lay Everyone Out Before The PPV Finish
Everyone hits their finishing move or lays out someone in the match. I must say I kinda like when that happens.

My Pick for the Chamber: Y2J
But Who Will Win: Big Nose or Goldberg

And finally......
The You Are An Idiot HHH Award
Goes to, yep, HHH Big Nose

In the Highlight Reel he says "Evolution Chamber" ?!
Idiot. It's ELIMINATION CHAMBER.
then proceeds to say:
"I'm gonna walk out of Phoenix the WWE Championship."
Duuuuuh, it's "I'm gonna walk out of Phoenix the WWE CHAMPION."

The Prototype · Post by **The Prototype** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:36 pm

I guess HHH didn't read the write script.

AGE · Post by **AGE** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:41 pm

His nose and ego got in the way.

paulie · Post by **paulie** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:58 pm

It just appears to get sadder and sadder.What really gets my goat is i really love the Goldust and Lance bit at the moment.But this week they just left it cold after Goldust told Lance to go into the Ladies locker room and steal a kiss off of one of the Divas.But they never got back to it???

M@®© · Post by **M@®©** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:02 am

lol dont get to worked up its all fake and scripted and the Evolution chamber maybe he said it to make out its his chamber ? isnt he part of evolution ....i havent watched it 4 ages but i guess thats what he was on about instead of calling it the elimination chamber

AGE · Post by **AGE** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:33 pm

SummerSlam rolled round today.
What a load of crap.
I called it. Goldberg or Big Nose would go over in the EC. And, yep, Mr Sledgehammer pulled one out of his pimple steroid infested a$$ to break his 5 year SS-loss hoo-doo. Big Nose wrestled the whole of 2-3 mins the whole night after coming out 5th in the Chamber, only to walk into a Superkick from HBK to fall back in his cage for a further 5-6 mins till the ring was clear with only him and GB.

I reckon the entrances took longer than the actual match. Something don't make sense, GB eliminated HBK, Y2J and Orton and then fell victim to the sledgehammer. I think HHH's only offence was a few punches, for the whole FREAKIN night!!!! He exerted more energy in the GB beatdown after the match.

Anway, average card. RVD v Kane put me to sleep a bit. The only highlights to really come out of this PPV was having Angle and Taker back on my TV.

Although there were 2 funny moments:
GB falling over himself in his entrance ( maybe that's why he didn't become champ) &
Ric Flair trying to lock HHH's Chamber with his leg's from the outside so GB couldn't open it, from the inside.

Pies4Premiers wrote:lol dont get to worked up its all fake and scripted

No it's not

M@®© · Post by **M@®©** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:57 am

ive been watching wrestling for 20+ years and its fake mind u some of it isnt but most of it is havent u seen any of the wrestling shows shown over the years on how they do it and how they run with a topic on wrestlers ?

paulie · Post by **paulie** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:08 am

Of course it's real don't be so silly!!!! Next your be telling me JR wasn't really set on fire!!!!

AGE · Post by **AGE** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:17 am

Sorry guys. But wrestling is REAL. It's not choreographed, scripted or pre-determined. I'm sorry, but I don't know who your source of information is, but they are wrong

Post by **Donny** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:17 pm

Thanks, A.G.

How dare anyone even insinuate Stacy Keibler's legs and bum are not real !!

AGE · Post by **AGE** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:23 pm

I know Donny! Some people! Sheesh!

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:26 pm

Bless you.

The Prototype · Post by **The Prototype** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:41 pm

Watch "Beyond The Mat" and "Hitman Wrestling With Shadows" real eye openers.

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:42 pm

Allright, Ill watch it.

Hired-Goon · Post by **Hired-Goon** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:23 pm

Prototype's on the ball there. Beyond the mat was brilliant, and proves that it is fake, choreographed and scripted. Still bloody entertaining most of the time

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My RAW Rant......CONTAINS SS SPOILER

My RAW Rant......CONTAINS SS SPOILER