Laugh at Carlscum thread

Mossi · Post by **Mossi** » Mon May 14, 2012 10:43 pm

Carlton supporters having a go at their Argentina Jumpers for the lack of umps that is missing .... They want their Blu jumpers and white shorts back...... That will fix it!

perthmagpie · Post by **perthmagpie** » Mon May 14, 2012 10:45 pm

Smurfs in their pretty blue outfits playing pretty girl footy. No way will we hand them an easy open style game next time. We will arm wrestle those downhilll skiers till they crumble.

MagpieBat · Post by **MagpieBat** » Mon May 14, 2012 10:49 pm

Mossi wrote: Carlton supporters having a go at their Argentina Jumpers for the lack of umps that is missing .... They want their Blu jumpers and white shorts back...... That will fix it!

Something about putting lipstick on a pack of pigs comes to mind...

Piesnchess · Post by **Piesnchess** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:00 pm

MagpieBat wrote:
Mossi wrote: Carlton supporters having a go at their Argentina Jumpers for the lack of umps that is missing .... They want their Blu jumpers and white shorts back...... That will fix it!
Something about putting lipstick on a pack of pigs comes to mind...

YEAH, just heard some jerk on the radio basically blaming the colour of their jumpers for the loss, OMG, what f-ing morons.

As I said before, when they beat us when we were half strength, we were told by em they were FLAG morals. ! So, what are they cookin now, are they still coming, is ' I am Carlton" still relevant, ?? OH dear, where are the Scum now, down the dunney. ??

Piesnchess · Post by **Piesnchess** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:08 pm

THE NEW sign to be held up by that Scum cretin cheersquad member--

WE are grossly overrated- check
Bryce Gibbs is grossly overrated-check.
WE are weak as piss at the hard ball.-check.
Judd will never play in another premiership side-check
WE are soft as butter, and Ratten is consistently outcoached-check.

Post by **Jezza** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:09 pm

I've been listening to SEN for amusement at the moment.

One Carlscum fan called up and says Ratten should be sacked.

They are truly arseholes of the highest order with IQ's of an insect.

MagpieBat · Post by **MagpieBat** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:29 pm

Some pearlers from posters on TankingCarlton.com:

"Physically soft, mentally weak, structurely poor."

"Garlett should be shown the video of the coat hanger on Goddard. Weak as p-ss."

"The Carlton FC will not win a flag whilst Ratten is Coach....yes we willplay finals and win a finals game or 2 but Ratten is an average coach who is not capable of taking us to the Holy Grail.... You can put whatever spin on it u like, the facts are we have been worked out and Ratten has no answers... Brett Ratten = Grant Thomas = wasted oppotunities....Our window is well and truly open and well and truly will be wasted..."

"Soft mentally weak front running poorly coached pretenders."

"Only Carlton makes very average footballers look like guns...."

"It is very clear that all clubs know that you just breathe on a Carlton player and they wet themselves. So disappointing. The arrogance will be our undoing. The coaching group need to have a good hard look at themselves. I know players make mistakes but teams need several plans. We have just one plan and when that doesn't work it falls over."

"So poor. Weak, insipid and spineless. I'm ashamed to follow Carlton after that."

"been the same for years we've barely progressed" (in response to the one just prior)

"We are shit....... Full stop. No heart, passion, mental toughness. The end..."

Post by **Jezza** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:32 pm

MagpieBat wrote:Some pearlers from posters on TankingCarlton.com:

"Physically soft, mentally weak, structurely poor."

"Garlett should be shown the video of the coat hanger on Goddard. Weak as p-ss."

"The Carlton FC will not win a flag whilst Ratten is Coach....yes we willplay finals and win a finals game or 2 but Ratten is an average coach who is not capable of taking us to the Holy Grail.... You can put whatever spin on it u like, the facts are we have been worked out and Ratten has no answers... Brett Ratten = Grant Thomas = wasted oppotunities....Our window is well and truly open and well and truly will be wasted..."

"Soft mentally weak front running poorly coached pretenders."

"Only Carlton makes very average footballers look like guns...."

"It is very clear that all clubs know that you just breathe on a Carlton player and they wet themselves. So disappointing. The arrogance will be our undoing. The coaching group need to have a good hard look at themselves. I know players make mistakes but teams need several plans. We have just one plan and when that doesn't work it falls over."

"So poor. Weak, insipid and spineless. I'm ashamed to follow Carlton after that."

"been the same for years we've barely progressed" (in response to the one just prior)

"We are shit....... Full stop. No heart, passion, mental toughness. The end..."

I love reading the posts on that forum after a loss. It's always a good form of entertainment.

perthmagpie · Post by **perthmagpie** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:37 pm

Some of what they have posted is very accurate. As yet there is no proof the smurfs can play 4 quarters of tough finals footy.

Piesnchess · Post by **Piesnchess** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:44 pm

^ YEAH, but after 3 rounds they were crowing about flags. ! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. How sweet it is. !!

MattyD · Post by **MattyD** » Tue May 15, 2012 12:22 am

i just found out carlscum lost to the aints and I nearly broke a lung laughing.

it is gonna be a good day tomorrow...

E · Post by E » Tue May 15, 2012 4:50 am

Jezza wrote:I've been listening to SEN for amusement at the moment.

One Carlscum fan called up and says Ratten should be sacked.

They are truly arseholes of the highest order with IQ's of an insect.

in their defence, there were quite a few questioning Nathan buckley and whether he had lost the playters after week 3 of this season!

jack_spain · Post by **jack_spain** » Tue May 15, 2012 5:53 am

MagpieBat wrote:"We are shit....... Full stop. No heart, passion, mental toughness. The end..."

That was just ANNODAM posing as a Scum supporter.

ANNODAM · Post by **ANNODAM** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:35 am

^ Ha ha now that is GOLD but it wasn't me Jack, my NIS doesn't allow me to visit that site. As it'll infect my PC with trojans & viruses.

yin-YANG · Post by **yin-YANG** » Tue May 15, 2012 9:32 am

Another loss when the heat is turned up!

It is just their 2nd loss of the year but the Blooze fans are upset because they know as I do they don't have the game for finals footy.

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